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Step into the transformative realm of The Effin Alchemy Podcast, where Cate + Amy blend vulnerability + authenticity to unravel life's challenges, sparking a journey of self-discovery, growth + spiritual awakening.

Through relatable stories + authentic conversations, we guide you to find solace in your journey's unique path, reminding you that your present moment is exactly where you're meant to be.

Tune in to discover the alchemical magic of converting life's trials into golden opportunities for evolution + enlightenment.

Two Witch Bitches
And A Microphone

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✧ AUTHENTIC + DEEP CONVERSATIONS

✧ GROWTH + SUPPORT IN YOUR SPIRITUAL AWAKENING

✧ UNFILTERED + THOUGHT-PROVOKING DIALOGUE

✧ INTROSPECTIVE STORYTELLING PROMPTING SELF-REFLECTION

✧ RELATABILITY + A COFFEE DATE VIBE

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Episode 1

TWO WITCH BITCHES + A MICROPHONE


AUTHENTIC BY THE LIGHT, PT 1 - EMBODY YOUR LIGHT

Episode 2


AUTHENTIC BY THE LIGHT, PT 2 - RELEASING WHAT’S NOT YOURS

Episode 3


Episode 4

MANIFESTATION, GRATITUDE, ABUNDANCE, OH MY!

meet cate + amy

TWO WITCH BITCHES + A MICROPHONE
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We’ve been connected for years – first as passing ships at a high school homecoming dance, then later as chosen soul sisters.

The need for deep conversations has always been the one essential ingredient to our friendship because let’s face it, small talk about trivial shit just plain sucks. Inspired, we noticed more people feeling the same, so we decided to change the conversation + take the podcast world into our own hands by reflecting the candid nature of our friendship – no holds barred.

With the intention to authentically + vulnerably continue to have intimate discussions to foster each other’s growth + connection, we’ve created a safe space to be seen + heard where we invite our fellow Alchemists to do the same. Our conversations range from ridiculous, childish humor to straight-up existential “what is even real?” And we promise to leave you with all the feels.

Let’s make some magic!

magic together…badass apart

TOGETHER THEY ARE MAGIC. 

SEPARATE THEY ARE MASTERS OF THEIR GIFTS. 

EXPLORE THE DEPTHS OF THEIR TALENTS.

amy martin

audacious empowerment queen
EFFIN CREATIVE
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Amy, audacious empoweress + generator of Effin Creative, is your partner in creation (P.I.C.) where she dismantles the cognitive dissonance between the fragmented pieces of our lives + relationships. By acting as a mirror + calling out your bullshit point blank, she fuses together the dark + the light, the grief + the joy, the yin + the yang – to fully integrate our mind, body + souls. Check out Effin Creative to break free of the matrix + live your best life with the volume turned all the way up.

cate jones

claircognizant woo goddess
VIOLET FEATHER ALCHEMY
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Cate, claircognizant + sound healer of Violet Feather Alchemy, created Insight + Sound which combines the power of sound vibration + the divinity of source channeling, resulting in profound energetic shifts + micro-awakenings. Having been a holistic practitioner for over a decade, Cate seamlessly weaves other metaphysical practices into her sessions, including meditation, crystal healing, tarot + energy work. Witchy at heart, Cate has always been fascinated by magic. Check out Violet Feather Alchemy to learn more about her offerings + alchemize your healing journey.

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“I really resonate with how vulnerable + honest Cate + Amy both are as introspective storytellers – their turning points are beautifully stated + insightful! The power + significance of connection + similar experiences are eloquently expressed.”

— mckenzie m.

“Like sitting down with two good friends. Cate + Amy are the real deal + natural teachers. As a newly enlightened soul myself, I too have felt alone + frustrated trying to figure this all out, so hearing them describe their own backgrounds + experiences, I am reassured this is a journey we walk together.”

— kara h.

“My new favorite podcast! Cate + Amy have the best chemistry! Each topic is treated honestly, with vulnerability + humor. It feels like the best coffee date with your favorite witches. I can't wait for more episodes + the community.”

— rose w.

“Your words such have impact + meaning. This is so raw + real + relatable.”

— millicent m.

“I thoroughly enjoy listening to Cate + Amy – they present fresh perspectives on approaching this journey of life, they're easy to listen to + have very relatable analogies.”

— steve l.

“I’m hooked! Effin Alchemy is an absolute gem. Cate + Amy radiate with genuine connection + authenticity. Their shared journeys are both inspiring + so relatable – can’t wait for more!”

— yael k.

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